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Walter the Farting Dog: A Hilarious and Heartwarming Tale
Introduction:
Have you ever encountered a canine companion whose digestive system possesses a unique, shall we say, expressive quality? If so, you'll understand the whirlwind of laughter and occasional embarrassment that surrounds the legendary Walter, the farting dog. This blog post delves into the hilarious antics, the heartwarming moments, and the surprisingly insightful lessons we can learn from this gassy good boy. We’ll explore the potential causes of Walter's extraordinary flatulence, offer tips for managing pet gas (because, let's face it, it's a universal canine concern), and share some truly unforgettable Walter stories. Get ready for a journey filled with chuckles, heartwarming anecdotes, and perhaps even a newfound appreciation for the wonderfully unpredictable nature of our furry friends.
Understanding Walter's Gassy Situation: The Science of Canine Flatulence
Walter's notoriety stems not from malice, but from a rather unfortunate digestive quirk. While every dog experiences gas occasionally, Walter's output is legendary. Several factors could contribute to his prodigious tooting:
Diet and Digestion: The Culprit's Kitchen
Walter's diet likely plays a significant role. Certain foods, like beans, cabbage, and dairy products, are known for their gas-producing properties in both humans and dogs. A sudden change in diet can also trigger an increase in flatulence. Perhaps a particularly enthusiastic foray into the neighbor's compost bin (a known Walter escapade) contributed to a particularly memorable episode.
Underlying Health Conditions: When Gas is More Than Just Gas
While often harmless, excessive flatulence can sometimes indicate an underlying health problem. Conditions like intestinal parasites, food allergies, or irritable bowel syndrome can all lead to increased gas production. It's crucial to remember that while Walter's story is primarily for comedic effect, any dog exhibiting excessive or persistent gas should be examined by a veterinarian to rule out any serious health concerns.
The Walter Chronicles: Unforgettable Moments of Gaseous Glory
Walter's farts aren't just loud; they’re legendary. From silencing a boisterous family gathering with a single, earth-shattering toot to clearing a room faster than a fire alarm, his gaseous emissions are the stuff of family lore.
The Case of the Silent Treatment: A Farty Family Feud
One memorable occasion involved a particularly pungent emission during a family dinner with Walter's human family. The ensuing silence, broken only by the lingering aroma, was more effective than any stern reprimand. The sheer unexpectedness of the event remains a family favorite story.
The Great Outdoors: A Symphony of Sounds
Walter's outdoor performances are equally remarkable. Picture this: a serene walk in the park, interrupted by a series of increasingly powerful blasts that sent squirrels scurrying and picnickers scattering. The sheer volume and unexpected nature of these events have earned Walter a reputation that precedes him.
Managing Pet Gas: Tips and Tricks for a Less Gassy Companion
While we celebrate Walter's unique talent, dealing with excessive pet gas is a common concern. Here are a few tips:
Dietary Adjustments: The Power of Food
Transitioning to a high-quality dog food formulated for sensitive stomachs can significantly reduce gas. Adding probiotics to Walter’s diet could also improve gut health and decrease flatulence.
Regular Exercise: Moving the Gas Along
Regular physical activity aids digestion and helps move gas through the system. A brisk walk or playful game of fetch can work wonders.
Veterinary Consultation: When Professional Help is Needed
If your dog's gas is persistent, excessive, or accompanied by other symptoms, a veterinary check-up is crucial. Ruling out any underlying health problems is paramount.
Conclusion
Walter the farting dog might be a comedic figure, but his story highlights the joys and occasional challenges of pet ownership. His gassy adventures remind us that even the most peculiar traits can add to a pet's unique charm. While excessive flatulence can indicate a health problem, often it's just a natural (and sometimes hilarious) part of canine life. Remembering to laugh alongside your pet, even during the most pungent moments, is key to a happy and fulfilling relationship.
FAQs:
1. Is excessive flatulence always a cause for concern? Not necessarily. While it can indicate underlying health issues, it's often harmless. However, persistent or excessive gas warrants a veterinary checkup.
2. What are the best foods to avoid to minimize dog gas? Avoid high-fiber foods like beans, cabbage, and broccoli. Dairy products can also be problematic for some dogs.
3. Can probiotics help reduce dog gas? Yes, probiotics can improve gut health and reduce gas production in some dogs. Consult your vet before adding probiotics to your dog's diet.
4. What other symptoms should I look for besides gas that might indicate a health problem? Pay attention to changes in appetite, vomiting, diarrhea, weight loss, or lethargy.
5. How can I prevent my dog from farting in public? While you can't completely control it, managing diet, ensuring regular exercise, and perhaps avoiding certain foods can help minimize the frequency and intensity of the gas.
| walter the farting dog: Walter the Farting Dog William Kotzwinkle, Glenn Murray, 2011-10-18 Have you ever heard a fart that could save the day? In this New York Times bestselling kids book, every toot tells a funny tale! Over one million copies sold and countless giggles shared! Meet Walter, a fine dog with flatulence. Despite his distinctive trait, he's loved by his siblings Billy and Betty. But Father has had enough! On the brink of being sent to the dog pound, Walter’s unexpected asset turns into his superpower when burglars break in. With a heroic toot, he saves the day and earns his place in the family’s heart. This hilarious tale for children ages 4-8 (and adults who aren't afraid to laugh) features surreal illustrations by Audrey Colman and an absurdly comical storyline. Walter the Farting Dog is a timeless story about acceptance, love, and the incredible power of being oneself...farts and all. Recommended by parents, librarians, and kids who know a thing or two about funny business, Walter the Farting Dog is more than just a book—it's a shared memory, a giggle-inducing classic, and a beloved family treasure. Join Walter on his windy adventure, penned by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray, and discover why this book has captured hearts for over two decades. Embrace the laughter and share this delightful read with the whole family! |
| walter the farting dog: Rough Weather Ahead for Walter the Farting Dog William Kotzwinkle, Glenn Murray, Elizabeth Gundy, 2006 Professor Kompressor has a cure for Walter the farting dog's digestive Disorder. He shows Mother how to mix a special formula for Walter in his Kompressatron. But after a few days, Walter's farts are worse than ever. Father decides to mix the formula himself. it's working! cries Mother. The air smells so fresh. Walter is pleased, too, until something strange happens - he blows up like a balloon and floats out the window! Will Walter's paws ever touch earth again? Plenty of laughs and cheers will arise from this story that takes Walter to new heights. |
| walter the farting dog: Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise William Kotzwinkle, Glenn Murray, Elizabeth Gundy, 2008-05-01 Walter the Farting Dog is now a hero of the high seas! Everybody is having a great time on a cruise . . . until a terrible odor permeates the ship. All signs point to Walter, and so he is first banished down below, with the stinky cheeses, and then into a lifeboat to float behind the ocean liner. Then catastrophe strikes! How long will the great cruise ship and its frightened passengers be marooned on the high seas? About as long as it takes Walter to digest that cheese! |
| walter the farting dog: Dr. Dog Babette Cole, 1997-03-11 Dr. dog is not your usual doctor. For one thing, he makes house calls. For another, he's a pet beagle! When his entire family falls sick, only Dr. Dog can save the day, with cure for head lice, pinworms, and (yikes!) even a case of too much gas... |
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| walter the farting dog: Doctor Rat William Kotzwinkle, 2014-04-01 This World Fantasy Award winner in the vein of Animal Farm delves into a lab worthy of a mad Nazi scientist—but run by a brilliantly sadistic rodent. In the annals of American literature, there has never been a character quite like Doctor Rat, PhD. From one of the most indispensable storytellers in speculative fiction, this biting satire introduces a narrator of learned charm and humor, and a twisted logic that is absolutely chilling. Doctor Rat is a credit to his species. A survivor of the most refined scientific experiments, now removed from the maze, he has become a valued and productive member of the academic community. When he must administer a lethal dose, he comforts his fellow rats with his compassionate slogan: “Death is freedom.” But everything changes when animals worldwide begin to rebel, refusing to accept their proper places in the natural order of things: as test subjects, pets, or food. And only Doctor Rat has the courage to defend mankind from the ungrateful animal kingdom. Hailed by the Los Angeles Times as “dazzlingly original” and “occasionally quite beautiful,” Doctor Rat is a sly and stylish indictment of fanaticism in mice and men. “A truly imaginative impresario . . . [Doctor Rat] teases your conscience with educated wit and versatile improvisation, not to mention the casual flick of the tail about to be cut off.” —Kirkus Reviews |
| walter the farting dog: No One Likes a Fart Zoë Foster Blake, 2017-11-13 Fart is excited! He's desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart. Not even a fart with a heart. Too smelly. Too embarrassing. Too gross. This enhanced ebook edition of No One Likes A Fart is narrated by the author, Zoë Foster Blake, with supporting voices from Hamish Blake (AKA Tooty McFluffson). Zoë has written lots of grown-up books, none of which mention a single fart. She is the mother of two little people and a cat with a permanently cranky face. She wants it known that despite writing this book, she still doesn't like farts, even if her husband and son refuse to acknowledge or respect this. 'Just like a powerful, unidentified fart, Foster Blake’s book has everyone talking.' MamaMia 'Who would have thought a story about farts and burps could be so heartwarming?' Sunday Telegraph 'A beautifully written book that will have you in hysterics.' James Wright, Impulse Garner 'Young children just beginning to read will love this book - especially if that means grabbing any opprtunity they can to say the word fart!' Daisy Chein, Melbourne's Child ____________________________________ Also available from Zoë Foster Blake: No One Likes a Fart Fart and Burp are Superstinkers Back to Sleep Scaredy Bath Battle Mum |
| walter the farting dog: Leave Me Alone! Vera Brosgol, 2016-09-13 A 2017 Caldecott Honor Book that The New York Times calls “both classic and ultracontemporary,” Leave Me Alone! is an epic tale about one grandmother, a giant sack of yarn, and her ultimate quest to finish her knitting. One day, a grandmother shouts, LEAVE ME ALONE! and leaves her tiny home and her very big family to journey to the moon and beyond to find peace and quiet to finish her knitting. Along the way, she encounters ravenous bears, obnoxious goats, and even hordes of aliens! But nothing stops grandma from accomplishing her goal—knitting sweaters for her many grandchildren to keep them warm and toasty for the coming winter. Vera Brosgol's slyly clever and unexpectedly funny modern folktale is certain to warm even the coldest of hearts. A 2017 Caldecott Honor Book A New York Times Notable Children's Book A National Public Radio Best Book of 2016 A Horn Book Best Book of 2016 A Huffington Post Best Picture Book of 2016 |
| walter the farting dog: Revenge of the EngiNerds Jarrett Lerner, 2019-02-19 Ken and his EngiNerds crew return in a nutty and nerdy adventure that’s the perfect follow-up to EngiNerds. When last we met, the EngiNerds were battling a horde of ravenous robots; however in this latest caper, they’re on the hunt for just one rogue robot. But who knows what kind of mayhem one mechanical creature can cause? And why is Ken the only EngiNerd who’s worried about the runaway robot? The rest of the crew seems to be missing in action and Ken fears it’s because of Mikaela Harrington. She’s the new girl in town who’s UFO and alien-obsessed and wants to join the EngiNerds. But as far as Ken is concerned, the EngiNerds are Y-chromosome only, no X’s allowed! Will Ken allow a rogue robot and a know-it-all, genius girl to wreak havoc on the entire universe? He just might not have a choice! |
| walter the farting dog: Grow Up, David! David Shannon, 2018-08-28 Laugh-aloud humor abounds when David can't resist bugging his big brother. In this funny romp, David careens from one mischievous antic to the next... until he finally wins his brother's approval. Little-brother antics have never been so endearing -- or true to life! David Shannon's beloved character in his bestselling book No, David! captures the attention and hearts of young children as few characters can. Readers relish David's exuberance, defiance, and wildly energetic curiosity, and when there's trouble, you can bet David did it! Now he's taunting his older brother by eating his Halloween candy, making a bathroom mess, and following him up the tree house. You're too little! won't stop David's tricks in this all-time read it again favorite. With millions of copies in print and four sequels, No, David! hit the ground running in 1998 and was a Caldecott Honor Book, a New York Times Best Illustrated Book, and a classic for 20 years. Based on a book the author wrote and illustrated when he was five, David captures the timeless no-no's familiar to every child. Grow Up, David! is nothing short of exhilarating. |
| walter the farting dog: Breathing Makes It Better Christopher Willard, Wendy O'Leary, 2019-10-01 2019 Moonbeam Children’s Book Awards Winner 2020 Mom’s Choice Awards® Gold Recipient An engaging and interactive story showing children ages 3-6 the power of breath when dealing with new and difficult emotions. Read aloud and breathe along with this sweet story teaching children how to navigate powerful emotions like anger, fear, sadness, confusion, anxiety, and loneliness. With rhythmic writing and engaging illustrations, Breathing Makes It Better guides children to breathe through their feelings and find calm with recurring cues to stop and take a breath. Simple guided practices, like imagining you are a tree blowing in the wind, follow each story to teach children how to apply mindfulness techniques when they need them the most. |
| walter the farting dog: Trouble in Bugland William Kotzwinkle, 2015 A quick-witted insect sleuth, patterned after Sherlock Holmes, displays his brilliant powers of deduction in solving five mysteries. |
| walter the farting dog: Dear Mrs. LaRue , 2002 Gertrude LaRue receives typewritten and paw-written letters from her dog Ike, entreating her to let him leave the Igor Brotweiler Canine Academy and come back home. |
| walter the farting dog: It's Just a Dog Russ Ryan, 2013-05-17 Charlie Keefe is a world famous dog painter. Unfortunately, Charlie's belove muse, Pete, his fun-loving Jack Russell terrier, has just died and he's totally devastated by the loss of his furry best friend. After months of grieving, Charlie reluctantly agrees to foster a new puppy from the local shelter, a cute King Charles Cavalier named Brownie. Charlie falls head over heels for this new puppy as well as being attracted to Janelle Jordan, the head hound at the dog rescue. Complications arise when the ghost of Pete appears one night to haunt him and Brownie setting off a bizarre chain of events that throws Charlie's life, career and entire belief system into chaos. |
| walter the farting dog: Scaredy Squirrel at Night Melanie Watt, 2012-08 A squirrel who can't sleep because he is afraid of bad dreams, finds out that all of his dreams are about to come true! |
| walter the farting dog: Dragons Love Tacos Adam Rubin, 2012-06-14 A #1 New York Times bestselling phenomenon, this deliciously funny read-aloud from the creators of Robo-Sauce and Secret Pizza Party will make you laugh until spicy salsa comes out of your nose. Dragons love tacos. They love chicken tacos, beef tacos, great big tacos, and teeny tiny tacos. So if you want to lure a bunch of dragons to your party, you should definitely serve tacos. Buckets and buckets of tacos. Unfortunately, where there are tacos, there is also salsa. And if a dragon accidentally eats spicy salsa . . . oh, boy. You're in red-hot trouble. The award-winning team of Adam Rubin and Daniel Salmieri has created an unforgettable tale of new friends and the perfect snack. |
| walter the farting dog: Zombie Bums from Uranus Andy Griffiths, 2007-11-10 The delightfully silly series that inspired the television animation. Zack Freeman is back ... and so is his crazy runaway bum. But this time they're not fighting each other-this time they've joined forces to save the Earth from the most serious threat it has ever faced: an invasion of zombie bums ... zombie bums from Uranus. Join Zack, his bum, Eleanor, Silas Sterne, the Kicker, the Smacker, the Pincher, the Forker, the Flicker and the Mutant Maggot Lord in the heart-stopping, nostril-blasting, Zombie-Bums-from-Uranus-filled sequel to The Day My Bum went Psycho. Zombie Bums From Uranus - another story that you and your bum will never forget. |
| walter the farting dog: Francine, Francine the Beach Party Queen! Audrey Colman, 2003 Unappreciated by the boring and insensitive Crabapple family, a sweet, goofy dog runs away to find a new home with friends who appreciate her for who she is. |
| walter the farting dog: One Green Apple Eve Bunting, 2006-06-12 Farah feels alone, even when surrounded by her classmates. She listens and nods but doesn’t speak. It’s hard being the new kid in school, especially when you’re from another country and don’t know the language. Then, on a field trip to an apple orchard, Farah discovers there are lots of things that sound the same as they did at home, from dogs crunching their food to the ripple of friendly laughter. As she helps the class make apple cider, Farah connects with the other students and begins to feel that she belongs. Ted Lewin’s gorgeous sun-drenched paintings and Eve Bunting’s sensitive text immediately put the reader into another child’s shoes in this timely story of a young Muslim immigrant. |
| walter the farting dog: Splat the Cat Rob Scotton, 2010-12-07 It's Splat's first day of school, and he's worried. What if he doesn't make any new friends? Nervous kitties wondering about friends and school will enjoy laughing along with Splat the Cat! Just in case, Splat decides to bring along his pet mouse, Seymour, and hides him in his lunchbox. The teacher, Mrs. Wimpydimple, introduces Splat to the class and he soon starts learning all his important cat lessons. But when Seymour escapes and the cats do what cats do (they chase mice!), Splat's worried again. Maybe now he'll lose all his friends, old and new! Just in time, wise Mrs. Wimpydimple takes charge and teaches everyone an important new lesson. Maybe Cat School is going to be okay after all! A fun school story to share in the classroom or at home. |
| walter the farting dog: Worm Loves Worm J. J. Austrian, 2016-01-05 When a worm meets a special worm and they fall in love, you know what happens next: They get married! But their friends want to know—who will wear the dress? And who will wear the tux? The answer is: It doesn't matter. Because worm loves worm. Perfect for fans of And Tango Makes Three and The Sissy Duckling, this irresistible picture book is a celebration of love in all its splendid forms from debut author J. J. Austrian and the acclaimed author-illustrator of Little Elliot, Big City, Mike Curato. You are cordially invited to celebrate the wedding of a worm...and a worm. |
| walter the farting dog: Walter the farting dog William Kotzwinkle, 2011 |
| walter the farting dog: Walter the Farting Dog Farts Again William Kotzwinkle, Glenn Murray, Penguin Putnam Staff, 2006-06 When Walter the Farting Dog is sold for a measly ten pounds, Billy and Betty are distraught. But Walter doesn't realise he's been caught up in a dreadful plan involving a fake clown, litres of his unique farts and a bank robbery. Only Walter could be relied on to fart his way out of danger as wll as solving a bank robbery and becoming the town's hero - even if a bit of a stinky one! |
| walter the farting dog: The World Is Big and I'm So Small William Kotzwinkle, Joe Servello, 1996-09-01 From morning to bedtime, this delightful poem follows a day in the life of a child. The world of adults seems very big but his imagination brings the everyday objects around him playfully to life. Joe Servello's illustrations perfectly depict the wonder that children bring to the most ordinary objects. Full color. |
| walter the farting dog: The Bear Went Over the Mountain William Kotzwinkle, 1997-11-15 The rise to literary fame of a bear which steals the manuscript of a writer and offers it for sale as its own. The novel describes the manner in which the manuscript becomes a bestseller and the bear a famous author. A lampoon on the publishing industry. |
| walter the farting dog: The Way They Learn Cynthia Ulrich Tobias, 1994 For Ingest Only - Data needs to be cleaned up for all products being loaded |
| walter the farting dog: UnBEElievables Douglas Florian, 2012-03-06 The buzz is big for Douglas Florian’s new poetry collection about the unBEElieveably unique lives of honeybees—and the vital role they play in our ecosystem. Come inside the honeycomb—a busy, buzzy, bee-filled home—and learn about the unexpected wonders of these tiny insects’ lifestyles, families, and communities. In fourteen funny, fact-filled honeybee poems and paintings, Douglas Florian explores the natural history of these often-unappreciated critters, revealing them to be a totally cool—and totally important—part of our ecosystem. Indeed, these buzzy bugs have been in the spotlight lately as wild bee populations are dwindling, honey prices are rising, and beekeeping has become a popular hobby. |
| walter the farting dog: The Nap Master William Kotzwinkle, 1979 Herman refuses to take a nap until the Nap Master takes him to the Land of Dreams. |
| walter the farting dog: We Toot Ashley Wheelock, Arwen Evans, 2019-08-26 We Toot is a feminist fable about farting. When a stinky toot is loosed at a slumber party, six girls learn an important lesson in body positivity and self-acceptance. We Toot lets little girls know it's okay to let one rip. |
| walter the farting dog: F is for FART #2 Mrs MR Smelt It Dealt It, J Heitsch, 2020-10-05 If F is for FART blew you away with its hysterical humor, you will surely love F is for FART #2. F is for FART #2 is about farts. Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals-but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which is short and stinky-much like farts are stinky. We hope you think this book stinks in all the right ways. What are the right ways? I'm glad you asked. We've got farts that smell, farts that BOOM, farts that TOOT, farts that groan, and plenty of fart FACTS. Was it you? Was it me? No, of course not-it was the animals! We've got animals from Africa, China, and even Rottnest Island! We've got animals from the East and animals from the West; animals from near and animals from far! We've got animals that fly high in the sky and those that swim deep in the sea! We've even got animals from the land down under-even an animal that is extinct! Some farting creatures live in forests; others live in trees! Just buy the book and you-you will see; just buy the book-just buy it, please! Worried that we've skipped a favorite animal of yours? I don't think so! We've got ... A for alpaca B for brown bear C for chimpanzee D for dolphin E for elk F for fox G for gorilla H for horse I for impala J for jackal K for koala L for lion M for moose N for numbat O for owl P for panda Q for quokka R for rat S for seal T for tiger U for unicorn fish V for vampire bat W for walrus X for xenoceratops (ZEE-no-SEH-rah-tops) Y for yellow mongoose and Z for zebu. If your kids love farts as much as ours, we're sure this book will be a favorite, so please consider adding it to your library. Mr. Smelt It and Mrs. Dealt It Also available F is for FART handwriting activity book F is for FART coloring book P is for POOPS The EMBARRASSED UNICORN A is for AVIATION N is for NATIONAL PARKS |
| walter the farting dog: Those Darn Squirrels! Adam Rubin, 2012-09-11 Little ones and grown-ups will giggle through multiple reads of Those Darn Squirrels! From the creators of Dragons Love Tacos comes the story of what happens when a grumpy old man and some mischievous squirrels match wits—with hilarious results. Old Man Fookwire is a grump. The only thing he likes to do is paint pictures of the birds that visit his backyard. The problem is, they fly south every winter, leaving him sad and lonely. So he decides to get them to stay by putting up beautiful bird feeders filled with seeds and berries. Unfortunately, the squirrels like the treats, too, and make a daring raid on the feeders. The conflict escalates—until the birds depart (as usual), and the squirrels come up with a plan that completely charms the old grump. The three funny picture books in this series from Adam Rubin and Daniel Salmieri: Those Darn Squirrels Those Darn Squirrels and the Cat Next Door Those Darn Squirrels Fly South |
| walter the farting dog: Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas Humor Heals Us, 2020-11-27 Fritz doesn't know it, but he's a big part of saving Christmas this year. Rudolph's red nose has stopped shining. Now, Santa has no light to guide him. How will he find his way to the children's homes? A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or anytime of the year! Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com |
| walter the farting dog: Love, Infidelity and Drinking To Forget Elizabeth Gundy, 2014-04-01 Sara and Daniel, two New Yorkers used to the buzz of the Big Apple and the Metropolitan Museum, pack their books and cats in a pickup and set off for the backwoods of Atlantic Canada, their lovely young heads filled with lovely rustic dreams. From the start, things go haywire and the homesteading couple discover Law #1 of the wilderness: Nature goes its way and folks go crazy. The process is alternately hilarious and devastating. The main catalysts are the splendid locals, who first appear as uproarious rednecks, but gradually emerge as very affecting characters in their own right. Another is a much longed-for baby, who crystallizes Sara and Daniel's feeling for each other and the land. At the center of the book is the story of what happens to the child–a stunning section of quiet, simple intense writing that goes straight to the heart of what love is all about. Gundy draws deeply on her readers feelings; she is a writer who can make you weep on one page and laugh hilariously on the next. LOVE, INFIDELITY AND DRINKING TO FORGET chronicles a spiritual change that resonates long after the last page. …a great pleasure. Elizabeth Gundy is such an intelligent and affecting writer. As she did in BLISS, she has created characters whose sorrows you suffer and whose joys you celebrate. –Hilma Wolitzer |
| walter the farting dog: Boris and Bella Carolyn Crimi, 2006-09 For use in schools and libraries only. Bella Legrossi is a slob of a monster, but her neighbor, the vampire Boris Kleanitoff, is a neat freak who even vacuums his bats, and only the biggest, best Halloween party ever can help these two to settle their differences. |
| walter the farting dog: The Amphora Project William Kotzwinkle, 2005 Before they departed the known universe, the Ancient Aliens left behind the secret of immortality. |
| walter the farting dog: Walter Canis Inflatus William Kotzwinkle, Glenn Murray, 2004-07-08 Warning: This book may cause flatulence. This is the Latin edition of the beloved New York Times Bestseller. Walter is a fine dog, except for one small problem: he has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, the kids Billy and Betty love him regardless, but Father says he's got to go! Poor Walter, he's going to the dog pound tomorrow. And then, in the night, burglars strike. Walter has his chance to be a hero. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. |
| walter the farting dog: BE QUIET! Ryan T. Higgins, 2017-04-04 All Rupert the mouse wants is to star in a beautiful, wordless picturebook. One that's visually stimulating! With scenic pictures! And style! He has plenty of ideas about what makes a great book, but his friends just WON'T. STOP. TALKING. Children and adults alike will chuckle at this comedic take on bookmaking from acclaimed author-illustrator Ryan T. Higgins |
| walter the farting dog: Where Do Balloons Go? Jamie Lee Curtis, 2000-08-29 Haven't you ever wondered ... Where do balloons go when you let them go free? It can happen by accident. It happened to me. Do they tango with airplanes? Or cha-cha with birds? Can plain balloons read balloons printed with words? When one little boy accidentally lets go of his balloon, his imagination takes him on its journey. Jamie Lee Curtis's gentle and humorous exploration of the joys and perils of a balloon's life is whimsically brought to life by Laura Cornell's illustrations. From the best-selling author-illustrator team of Today I Feel Silly and Other Moods that Make My Day comes another delightful mystery about letting go. Includes cool reusable stickers and two play areas! |
| walter the farting dog: Where Do Giggles Come From? Diane E. Muldrow, 2011-01-11 This playful rhyming Little Golden Book asks, Where do giggles come from? It's a celebration of families and laughter and children will delight in watching piglets, bear cubs, bunnies, and more baby animals frolicking joyfully with their families. Charming pastel illustrations show little ones laughing and giggling while playing peek-a-boo, hula-hoop, hide-n-seek, and other games. |
| walter the farting dog: Frank the Farting Flamingo Humor Heals Us, 2020-09-24 Warning: This book may cause farting. Frank is an ordinary flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, he explains farting is so common that there are different kinds of names for each fart. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com |
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